October 28, 2005



A Georgian Joke

Last week, while visiting Georgia, this joke was doing the rounds:

U.S. President George W. Bush, his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, and Mikhail Saakashvili were called to heaven for a meeting with God. “The world will end next week and you must prepare your nations for judgement day,” God told the assembled Presidents.

Bush returned to the United States and addressed the nation. “There’s good news and there’s bad news,” he said. “The bad news is that the world will end next week. The good news is that there is a God.”

Putin returned to Moscow and spoke to his people. “There’s bad news and there’s even worse news,” he said. “First, next week the world will end. Even worse, as there are still many atheists among us, there is a God.”

The Georgian President went back to Tbilisi and gave a press conference.

“There’s good news and there’s even better news. Today, you will be pleased to hear that I, Mikhail Saakashvili, head of state of the Republic of Georgia, attended a private meeting with God and the Presidents of the U.S. and Russia.

“The other good news is that next week, all your troubles will finally be over…”

Posted by Onnik @ 6:33 am. Filed under: Georgia, Caucasus, United States, Humor, Russia







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  1. That is truly awesome.

    Comment by Nathan Hamm — October 29, 2005 @ 3:32 am

  2. It’s a good joke, It really touched me, cause I am georgian

    Comment by david — November 1, 2005 @ 4:25 pm

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